DURING MY FIRST WEEK OF WORK...

A funny thing happened on the way to the rough cut
  1. I learned how harrowing commuting on the subway can be
  2. I locked the men's room key in the men's room
  3. I upgraded to Dropbox pro
  4. I asked the office manager "do you guys have a bunch of menus for places that deliver" and he was like, "uh, we just use Seamless."
  5. I discovered Mexicue
  6. I caught a little cold and did almost nothing to deal with it, due to busyness
  7. I edited 1/5 of a movie
  8. I told myself that I would sleep in on my day off, but I clearly did not