FOUR DUMB THINGS I JUST DID AT 4:20 AM

A full day's work can often lead to impaired judgement. I am just getting home from work now, at 4:29 AM. If @miggles36 is still awake, he knows what's up.
  1. Tried to exit the train through the doors on the wrong side. They didn't open. I stood there. A woman looked at me like I was insane. I probably am.
  2. Pulled out my MetroCard upon leaving the station. Did not understand where I was supposed to swipe it.
  3. Wrote this list, sans gloves, while walking home. Now my fingers tingle.
  4. Was too dumb to remember to make a weed joke.