GREAT THINGS THIS DAD NEXT TO ME AT THE RAMEN PLACE SAID TO HIS FAMILY DURING THEIR MEAL

  1. Nice slurping!
  2. I just want to point out that Theodore is doing an excellent job of slurping.
  3. More beans! More beans!
  4. If these are the edamame, I'm the eda-daddy.
  5. No daddy's soup is too spicy for you.
  6. Hey you still have more noodles. Wanna slurpy?
  7. That could be vinegar. It might be soy.
  8. Excuse you, noodle breath.
    Post-burp
  9. We just want to get one more pork bun and then the check.
  10. You went crazy! You went sushi mad!
  11. No the weirdest weirdo in this family is me.