HELP! I THINK I'VE ACCIDENTALLY FOUND MYSELF AT A RAVE!
- •I came to see my new friend Christina play music.
- •There's a guy dressed as a banana.
- •And multiple people are wearing small backpacks and animal hats.
- •Why don't I have earplugs?
- •The music is rumbling in my anus.
- •Why don't I have anal plugs?
- •I am ancient.
- •Is this my midlife crisis?