HELP! I THINK I'VE ACCIDENTALLY FOUND MYSELF AT A RAVE!

  1. I came to see my new friend Christina play music.
  2. There's a guy dressed as a banana.
  3. And multiple people are wearing small backpacks and animal hats.
  4. Why don't I have earplugs?
  5. The music is rumbling in my anus.
  6. Why don't I have anal plugs?
  7. I am ancient.
  8. Is this my midlife crisis?