I'M NOT CERTAIN I'M CURRENTLY AWAKE

  1. I only went to sleep three hours ago
  2. There's no reason for me to be awake right now
  3. I'm texting with @samboyd, who keeps telling me "I was about to say the same thing" and "great minds think alike" and I think it's because I'm dreaming all of this. You see? Of course we're thinking the same thoughts. I am both of us!
  4. This list will not be here in the morning. As I can't possibly be writing it now. As I am asleep.