MODERN PROBLEMS

  1. Running late because you're cheap and Uber was surging
  2. Diva cup runneth over
  3. Your breakup is being live-tweeted
  4. Soylent breath
  5. Prude-shaming
  6. Beta tester's burnout
  7. Dating app-specific STDs
  8. Gluten intolerance intolerance
  9. Gender pronoun dysmorphia
  10. Selfie-elbow
  11. Kafka-esque FCPX workflow makes it physically impossible to complete your first feature
  12. Adam Levine
  13. The singularity