MORE REAL LIVE AUTHENTO TINDER BIOS

It's a strange time.
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    Love my God, my family, my friends, my church, my town, my job....soooooo blessed!
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    rap game Walter Benjamin
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    Visiting the west coast in a couple months. I'm a young Japanese Dominatrix. Only interested in submissive men. Instead of asking me what that means or what's involved, try Googling it. 👼
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    I have so many action figures.
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    Just looking for a good dude with a dope hairline. Not an actress. I don't have Instagram and I don't care about yours. I'm awesome. No hipsters.
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    Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there of the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
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    What do ha thibj it'd like to be me
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    I like to meet people and practise my english. Why everybody have pics with tigers???
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    Im here to find a connection strong enough where i feel safe letting someone fuck me ;p If you like tickle fights and are not fucking sexually vanilla swipe right. If you've got a girl hangin off you in your photo I'm gonna assume she's the one you're gonna complain about while we're in bed
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    Only fuq with real niggas cause I'm the baddest bitch out there. love hot chicken & hot boys & black coffee RIP Tupac and Lou Reed
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    Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
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    Well-read and just a little wild. If you have a cat I'll suck your dick if you let me pet it. Baby is my niece. Nerdy librarian.
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    Solvent free THC wax
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    I hate sweatpants.
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    Only on the west coast for a week😍😏💨 I have quite the brain behind my big baby blues I roll blunts bigger than your dick. 😘
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    I am easy going. But if you are not, im gonna hard on you!..haha...the collage abs photo was taken this July 2015...its for me to stay motivated and these photos do not mean I am looking for sex only... The physical and emotional aspects though emotion starts at a slower pace are both needed...
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    I love, high hells, high speed, deep house and sports cars!
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    on our first date, i'll carve our initials into a tree, it's the most romantic way to let you know i have a knife.
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    What made you download tinder?
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    I'm Chinese girl.my name is Reborn.I'm 24 years old,I like play 🏀,and a lot of sports. But I am English so bad😭 I want meet new friends in U.S😋 I just want to play tinder so I can practice English or find a boyfriend. You can say something like this.
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    DESPERATE
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    I just wanna meet more men who are like the shittiest human beings ever cos I don't think I've had my fill. I welcome woman beaters/liars also if you claim to be a southern gentleman but you're not at all southern or your from Texas. Oh and old angry Jewish and Armenian ladies. Love those. 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
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    Excuse me sir, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?