MY FAVORITE PEOPLE AT THE SHOW TONIGHT IN COLUMBUS

Judging books by their covers at the Soof gig.
  1. Black cowboy, white handlebar, ostrich jacket.
  2. Color-coordinated bear couple.
  3. Two priests. Both bought merch.
  4. Father who embarrassed his son by cursing the heavens when I told him we were out of the tour-only 7".
  5. The Sweet Valley twins
  6. Huge beard, glasses, plaid shirt. With smaller (but still big) beard protege, also in glasses and plaid.