MY IMAGINED NICKNAMES AMONG THE STAFF OF THE EATERIES I FREQUENT

  1. Table For One
  2. Spicy But Not Too Spicy
  3. This Fucker
  4. More Often Than Not Tea Guy
  5. Crushin' Too Hard
  6. Weird White Guy
  7. Arnold Palmer
  8. Undateable
  9. That Dude Who's Always Complaining About Shit We Took Off The Menu
  10. The Namedropper
  11. Healthy Breakfast Taco Guy
  12. Strange Gringo In The Jacket
  13. The Glutton
  14. Matt