MY SUPER POWERS

  1. Ubering!
  2. Balding!
  3. Staring at screens while simultaneously hunched or slumped!
  4. Becoming a "regular!"
  5. Taking "general meetings"
  6. Consumption of "ethnic food!"
  7. Regret!
  8. Ankle-rolling!
  9. Letting coffee upset my delicate ecosystem!
  10. Tongue-scalding!
  11. Naturally waking up way too early on the weekend, no matter when I went to sleep!
  12. Punctuality!
  13. Over-planning!
  14. Soap-dropping!
  15. Name-dropping!
  16. Eating my feelings!
  17. The opposite of an Irish Goodbye!
  18. Post-shower sweating!
  19. Dogged pursuit of the unavailable!
  20. Multi-tab browsing!