1. "Is he like a James Taylor kinda dude? More like a Jethro Tull? I know he ain't no Bob Dylan!"
    -- security guard, curious about Sufjan's sound
  2. "Is that an original English accent?"
    -- same security guard, to the Welsh member of the opening band
  3. "Wales isn't part of England?"
    --same guy, five seconds later
  4. "Could I have Carrie & Lauell on vinyl please?"
  5. "Could I have Carrie & Louelle on vinyl please?"
  6. "Could I have Carrie and Loyal on vinyl please?"
  7. "I was hoping you'd have stickers."
    -- a guy wearing a Phish hoodie
  8. "I'll have a Bud Light."