OVERHEARD AT THE MERCH TABLE -- WEEK 3

  1. "How old is Stefan?"
    She meant Sufjan
  2. "Any t-shirts?" Me: "No, just music." Pause. "So... no t-shirts?"
  3. "You dropped your ticket," a woman chirps at her boyfriend derisively. "I'm leaving you," he deadpans.
  4. "Seven Swans. My husband took that record in the divorce."
  5. "His live show is like Genesis to me."
  6. "One clear vinyl, eh?"
    Canadians
  7. "No tees, eh?"
    Canadian again
  8. "That is the saddest merch table I've ever seen."
    Canadian Motherfucker