Slow week.
  1. "Sufjan Stevens. So this isn't Cat Stevens?" Me: "No." Long pause. "Any relation?"
  2. "Blind and castrate him. Blind and castrate."
  3. This guy can't decide which CD to buy. After a long time he mumbles, "I think I'm a dick, but thanks for your time." I'm flabbergasted. "You think you're a DICK?' He shakes his head and enunciates. "I think I'ma dip." Me: "You're a dip?" He walks away.