POSSIBLE REASONS THESE FOUR TEENS AT JIMMY JOHN'S WERE STARING AT ME AND WHISPERING
Three dudes, one chick. Aryan youth vibes. I stared daggers back, while devouring that sandwich.
- •I was eating alone
- •I put chips in my sandwich
- •I was Jewish
- •I had mustard in my beard
- •I wasn't wearing Abercrombie & Fitch, or anything sports related
- •They know I suck at sports
- •They know I went to the Special Olympics yesterday
- •They know I didn't get that job
- •They know about my dating woes
- •They know what I did last summer
- •They still know what I did last summer.
- •They are threatened by my genius.