POSSIBLE REASONS THESE FOUR TEENS AT JIMMY JOHN'S WERE STARING AT ME AND WHISPERING

Three dudes, one chick. Aryan youth vibes. I stared daggers back, while devouring that sandwich.
  1. I was eating alone
  2. I put chips in my sandwich
  3. I was Jewish
  4. I had mustard in my beard
  5. I wasn't wearing Abercrombie & Fitch, or anything sports related
  6. They know I suck at sports
  7. They know I went to the Special Olympics yesterday
  8. They know I didn't get that job
  9. They know about my dating woes
  10. They know what I did last summer
  11. They still know what I did last summer.
  12. They are threatened by my genius.