REASONS WHY I THINK I'M LOSING MY EDGE
A great list prompt, originally listed by @miggles36
- •Receding hairline/ponytail. Am into it.
- •Okay fine. Bald ponytail.
- •I speak most of my texts, tweets, emails, and lists aloud while typing.
- •Find myself trolling pharmacy aisles for niche items meant for arcane ailments.
- •Think I might be middle-aged, but am too chicken shit to look up when "middle-aged" technically begins.
- •Been listening to jazz.
- •Hurt my knee dancing with two younger women a year and a half ago. Knee still hurts sometimes. Afraid to dance much of the time.
- •Still having great difficulty discerning whether or not @samboyd is Jewish.
- •Was recently slapped during sexual intercourse. Had almost no reaction.