THE BEST THINGS ABOUT THE BATH I AM CURRENTLY TAKING

  1. This bath is a cathartic, post-tour bath.
  2. There are Epsom salts in this bath.
  3. Essential oils have dropped into this bath.
  4. Massage jets are stimulating my sore muscles in this bath.
  5. I'm face-sweating all my toxins out into this bath.
  6. I didn't get any water or face sweat on the latest issue of Film Comment, which I held above this bath.
  7. This bath takes place at my parents' house.
  8. When I clothe myself after this bath, my garments will be hot from the dryer.
  9. This bath is a pre-Mad Max: Fury Road bath.
  10. I'm too sexy for this bath.
  11. Rubber ducky!
    Suggested by   @tedf