Ranked in order of preference. Thank you for bringing all this beautiful trash into my life, @vanessariegel.
  1. The Bachelor
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    A timeless human drama of one man in love with two women.
  2. RuPaul's Drag Race
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    I've been enjoying Season 8 so much that my girl decided I had to experience some fiercer queens. So we're concurrently watching Season 4.
  3. Watch What Happens Live
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    Truly powerful television: Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara cluckin' with @andycohen and re-enacting scenes from Vanderpump Rules that I don't understand because even I won't watch it.
  4. Selections from Dance Moms, Season 6, Episode 10 — dances based on famous grisly deaths
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    That's the Black Dahlia. I was horrified.
  5. Nashville
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    The show, not the Altman film.
  6. Cinderella 2015
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    I fell asleep. But I will also see anything that Blanchett is in, so...