THINGS I'VE WATCHED NOW THAT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Ranked in order of preference. Thank you for bringing all this beautiful trash into my life, @vanessariegel.
  1. 1.
    The Bachelor
    A timeless human drama of one man in love with two women.
  2. 2.
    RuPaul's Drag Race
    I've been enjoying Season 8 so much that my girl decided I had to experience some fiercer queens. So we're concurrently watching Season 4.
  3. 3.
    Watch What Happens Live
    Truly powerful television: Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara cluckin' with @andycohen and re-enacting scenes from Vanderpump Rules that I don't understand because even I won't watch it.
  4. 4.
    Selections from Dance Moms, Season 6, Episode 10 — dances based on famous grisly deaths
    That's the Black Dahlia. I was horrified.
  5. 5.
    Nashville
    The show, not the Altman film.
  6. 6.
    Cinderella 2015
    I fell asleep. But I will also see anything that Blanchett is in, so...