THINGS I WILL PERSONALLY NEVER UNDERSTAND

  1. Waiting in line to buy sneakers.
  2. Women Against Feminism.
  3. The plot of Upstream Color.
  4. Crossfit.
  5. The appeal of big music festivals.
  6. Referring to yourself as "a creative."
  7. How to identify a dog's breed.
  8. Overlong comedy films.
  9. Ann Coulter.
  10. The lyrics to "Informer" by Snow.
  11. Eateries without a decent vegetarian option.
  12. What it feels like to give birth.
  13. Why Uber wouldn't refund me when I got charged for a trip a stranger took in Paris.
  14. The appeal of Comic Con.
  15. The Men's Rights "movement."
  16. The plot of Aloha.