TOP 10 REASONS I'M CREEPY
This could ALSO be read as another list of endearing things about me. You be the judge! Gracias @joannaspicer
- 1.My smile
- 2.Long hair/bald(ing)
- 3.Comb-over/top bun
- 4.My "office" is my closet
- 5.Corner lurking
- 6.Multiple dating apps
- 7.If I am attracted to someone who works at an establishment, I will probably become a regular.
- 8.See list about suppressing boners in Pilates class.
- 9.Watch my senior thesis if you need further convincing
- 10.The male gazeCan't help it.