TOP 10 REASONS I'M CREEPY
This could ALSO be read as another list of endearing things about me. You be the judge! Gracias @joannaspicer
- •My smile
- •Long hair/bald(ing)
- •Comb-over/top bun
- •My "office" is my closet
- •Corner lurking
- •Multiple dating apps
- •If I am attracted to someone who works at an establishment, I will probably become a regular.
- •See list about suppressing boners in Pilates class.
- •Watch my senior thesis if you need further convincing
- •The male gazeCan't help it.