TOP 10 REASONS I'M CREEPY

This could ALSO be read as another list of endearing things about me. You be the judge! Gracias @joannaspicer
  1. 1.
    My smile
  2. 2.
    Long hair/bald(ing)
  3. 3.
    Comb-over/top bun
  4. 4.
    My "office" is my closet
  5. 5.
    Corner lurking
  6. 6.
    Multiple dating apps
  7. 7.
    If I am attracted to someone who works at an establishment, I will probably become a regular.
  8. 8.
    See list about suppressing boners in Pilates class.
  9. 9.
    Watch my senior thesis if you need further convincing
  10. 10.
    The male gaze
    Can't help it.