This could ALSO be read as another list of endearing things about me. You be the judge! Gracias @joannaspicer
  1. My smile
  2. Long hair/bald(ing)
  3. Comb-over/top bun
  4. My "office" is my closet
  5. Corner lurking
  6. Multiple dating apps
  7. If I am attracted to someone who works at an establishment, I will probably become a regular.
  8. See list about suppressing boners in Pilates class.
  9. Watch my senior thesis if you need further convincing
  10. The male gaze
    Can't help it.