Ex Machina is great by the way.
  1. The D-Train
    Jack Black and Cyclops fuck in this, right? I might see this movie.
  2. Aloft
    Jennifer Connelly hasn't aged since Career Opportunities. Is she gonna fuck Cillian Murphy? Or does she play his mother? This is incomprehensible. I can't imagine seeing this movie.
  3. Maggie
    Is Arnold going to fuck up some zombies? Or is he gonna fuck a zombie? Either way, I will never see this movie.
  4. Poltergeist
    I hate remakes. But this has a good cast. Nick Braun is in this. Will he fuck an evil spirit? Or will he fuck a television? Either way I will see this movie.
  5. Terminator: Genysis
    Fuck everything.