WILD SHIT IN THE CLEVELAND MASONIC TEMPLE

Sufjan is playing in this cray-cray auditorium tonight. The crew got a little tour of some sealed-off zones within this overwhelmingly huge Historic Place.
  1. The auditorium itself is cavernous and scary. Very few windows in the building.
  2. So many doors and cabinets have sheets of paper that say "Mason's Property" taped to them.
  3. Some bricks have shit written on them.
  4. Believe it or not, there is a small river running under the sub-basement.
  5. This room.
  6. The top floor of the lodge (labelled 4 in the elevator, but actually the 6th floor) has a d.i.y. shooting range in it.
  7. This jacket.
  8. There are staircases that are blocked off, accessible only through padlocked entrances.
  9. Masons are ushers for tonight's show. They're wearing tuxedos.