YOU MIGHT BE USING THE LIST APP AS A DATING APP

This one goes out to all my single compatriots [list to be read in the voice of Jeff Foxworthy].
  1. If you've attempted to swipe right on a list...
    you might be using The List App as a dating app.
  2. If you've written about how you quit dating apps...
    Hi, I'm Max, and we might be using The List App as a dating app.
  3. If moments at last night's L.A. meet-up felt a little too much like speed dating...
    you might be using The List App as a dating app.
  4. If you're wondering if your latest list makes you look too "thirsty"...
    you might be using The List App as a dating app.
  5. If you often find yourself hitting "Request A List," and then typing things that are clearly not list titles...
    you might be using The List App as a dating app.
  6. If "hotness" is a reason you've followed a list app user...
    you might be using The List App as a dating app.
  7. If you've ever interpreted a like, re-list, or follow as a sign of romantic interest...
    you might be using The List App as a dating app.
  8. If you've spilt ample list-ink about your cool butt or cool boobs...
    You might be using The List App as a dating app.
  9. If you put beaucoup selfies in your lists...
    you might be a narcissist and/or you might be using The List App as a dating app.
  10. If you've spilt ample list-ink about your feminism and are a dude...
    You might be using The List App as a dating app.
  11. If you've followed/friended your List Crush™ on every other social network possible...
    you may want to slow your roll, and also you might be using The List App as a dating app.
  12. If you despair when your List Crush™ mentions their significant other...
    you might be using The List App as a dating app.
  13. If you've actually asked out someone you met on The List App...
    you might be using The List App as a dating app.
  14. And finally: if you have been on a date with someone you met on The List App...
    You are most definitely using The List App as a dating app. Good luck to both of you!