1. Because I am a fan
  2. Team owners are too cheap to get quality free agents
  3. Best players are always traded for loser prospects
  4. NFL only allows Browns to have idiot front office and owner, this guarantees epic fail so they can move team to LA
  5. Cleveland fans have not figured out previous reason
  6. Warriors and Curry will always beat Lebron and Cavs
  7. Johnnie football