Things I think about before an interview.
- •Have I had enough coffee?
- •Have I had too much coffee?
- •I hope they like the way I smell.
- •I bet being fat makes me look weak.
- •I hope the interviewer isn't some asshole I had to throw shade at in the past.
- •If I nail this I'm gonna eat the hell out of some tacos.
- •If I blow this I'm gonna eat the hell out of some tacos.
- •This is pointless, I should just go eat tacos and avoid the feeling of failure when I realize they all hate me.