Things I Think When I See a Hot Guy Who's Totally Out of My League

  1. HI
  2. Can I touch that?
    But it's just so perfect. Just a little tap. Please.
  3. HOW
  4. Who is your mother and how can I thank her for your existence?
  5. ARE YOU REAL
  6. Oh...you're looking at me?
  7. Oh fuck....
  8. No
  9. Noooo
  10. NO
  11. I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT
  12. ABORT ABORT ABORT
  13. Goddammit.