Things That Will Happen to You in an Uber X

Dedicated to @ricky
  1. You will get a call from your driver
  2. You will get a text from your driver
  3. You will get a call and a text from your driver
  4. You will get a voicemail from your driver
  5. You will listen on the phone for a full uninterrupted minute while your driver explains that he's downstairs
  6. You will be offered an iPhone 4 charger to charge your phone
  7. You will be asked how to get to 14th and 6th from 56th and 5th
  8. You will get dropped off at a nightclub in a minivan