Personal Statistics I Want To See At the End of My Life

Suggested list...very interesting
  1. Number of awkward eye contacts
    Including top 10 moments
  2. Number of times I said something I shouldn't have said
    Including top 10 situations
  3. Number of times I didn't say something I should've said
    Including top 10 situations
  4. Number of items I bought and said I needed but didn't
    And where those items are now
  5. The fraction of my life that I spent eating
    Including top 10 craziest places I ate
  6. The actual amount of time I spent asleep
    Including top 10 craziest places I slept
  7. A graph displaying the number of hours I slept/ate during each year of my life