CALLING OUT SICK

  1. 1.
    Decide what your ailment is
  2. 2.
    Do your research
    Each has it's own duration and onset time. If you say you have shingles remember you've now committed to a long con.
  3. 3.
    Make it believable
  4. 4.
    Start manifesting "symptoms" in front of fellow coworkers
  5. 5.
    Go social media dark
  6. 6.
    If you can, provide a doctor's note