FAVORITE THINGS KIDS HAVE SAID TO ME

Please feel free to add.
  1. "I don't like vegetables, they're not cute for me"
  2. "I'm furious because my tooter don't let me use real water."
    This was written down
  3. "How can your brother be younger than you if he's 17? You're only 10, like me"
  4. "You're the youngest dinosaur I have met"
  5. "Do astronauts have to make their bed too?"
  6. Also this:
  7. Kid: "Do you ever wear lipstick?" Me: "Sometimes on special occasions" Kid: "Aren't I a special occasion?"
  8. "Why is there a bathroom outside? Don't they know that's an outhouse? They're treating us like savages."
    Overheard at a coffee shop, said by an 8 year old.