JEW MOM MATCH MAKING
Inspired by @Lisa_Fav
- •My mom once made me a JDate account using my Facebook profile pictures.
- •She made arrangements with a family friend for me to fly to Florida to meet their son without my knowledge.
- •She bates me with promises of a suitor with a full head of hair.
- •She had made sure to update her seamstress of my relationship status.
- •One time she requested that I do my make up before I walk her dog, because according to her that would be a perfect meet cute.