Inspired by @Lisa_Fav
  1. My mom once made me a JDate account using my Facebook profile pictures.
  2. She made arrangements with a family friend for me to fly to Florida to meet their son without my knowledge.
  3. She bates me with promises of a suitor with a full head of hair.
  4. She had made sure to update her seamstress of my relationship status.
  5. One time she requested that I do my make up before I walk her dog, because according to her that would be a perfect meet cute.