STUFF HIPSTER PARENTS THINK THEIR KIDS NEED

  1. 1.
    Names like Sloane, Magdus, Cassius, Marlo, and Grayson
  2. 2.
    Taco Trucks at first birthdays
  3. 3.
    Supra baby sneakers
  4. 4.
    Any Melissa and Doug toy or puzzle
  5. 5.
    Sophie the Giraffe imported from France
  6. 6.
    First Gen IPods for pretend play
  7. 7.
    Gender neutral clothing
  8. 8.
    Any variation of a "Lovey"
  9. 9.
    Bento Box children's lunch boxes
  10. 10.
    Macrobiotic diet
  11. 11.
    Stylish haircuts
  12. 12.
    Ironic Graphic Tees
  13. 13.
    Eco friendly diapers with fun nautical, skull and cross bone, or fixed gear bicycle patterns.
  14. 14.
    Hair turbans
  15. 15.
    Edible art class