1. Why is it when I'm sick I feel like I'm dying for the first time?
  2. How potholes are the devil's craters
  3. If Orpheus wasn't a mythological character he'd tempt me with a pomegranate.
  4. Presocial media television was not ready for today and failed to think far enough ahead to get their music licensing in order.
    I'm still mad about the theme song to Charmed and Dawson's Creek being changed for streaming sites.
  5. It's unfortunate that the world is so reluctant to accept gender fluidity.
    So in turn more labels and categories are created and I feel like it creates more divides amongst people.
  6. Where my favorite feral cat is hiding.
  7. Self regulation and finding a diplomatic way to call one of my coworkers a CUNextTuesday.
  8. That the pharmacist at Walgreens must have thought I was making meth because I was buying cold meds and allergy meds.
  9. If my brother drove safely today.
    It was only his third time driving alone.
  10. The way people stalk parking spots like birds of prey.