TIMES MY PUG HAS GRIFTED ME
- •When she cries for me to pick her up on the couch, but when I come home and she miraculously is waiting for me on the couch.
- •When I take her for a walk and she walks incredibly slow and pants until we turn around and she runs home like a racehorse.
- •When she tries to steal kisses but is really just aiming for my food
- •When she knocks on my bedroom door when I'm cleaning pretending like she wants to help but really only came in there to steal my underwear.
- •When she comes up to me and pretends she wants to cuddle but really she just wanted to wipe her mouth after drinking water.