TIMES MY PUG HAS GRIFTED ME

  1. When she cries for me to pick her up on the couch, but when I come home and she miraculously is waiting for me on the couch.
  2. When I take her for a walk and she walks incredibly slow and pants until we turn around and she runs home like a racehorse.
  3. When she tries to steal kisses but is really just aiming for my food
  4. When she knocks on my bedroom door when I'm cleaning pretending like she wants to help but really only came in there to steal my underwear.
  5. When she comes up to me and pretends she wants to cuddle but really she just wanted to wipe her mouth after drinking water.