WHEN YOU FEED A PUG DOG FOOD
Inspired by If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
- •She will stare at you like you're daft.
- •After she stares at you like you're daft you question your own sanity
- •Upon questioning your own sanity you feed her the grilled chicken that you're eating
- •Once she eats your grilled chicken she will demand to sit at the table
- •When you seat her at the table she's going to demand her own plate.
- •When you bring her own plate she will cry to be fed from a fork
- •When you feed her from a fork she will jump down from her seat
- •When she jumps down from her seat she will drink some ice water
- •When she drinks her ice water she will wipe her mouth on your feet.
- •When she wipes her mouth on your feet she will runaway to the couch
- •When she gets to the couch she will fall asleep.