1. Car was broken into
  2. The thief found that the most valuable thing in my car was my stash of tampons
  3. Trashed my car
    Broke off my rear view mirror, poured my coffee thermos over the drivers seat, sunglasses broken, tampons EVERYWHERE
  4. Went through my trunk
  5. Threw contents of trunk throughout yard
    Paper towels, a blanket, grocery tote bags
  6. Loss: pair of pink gloves
  7. Ironically, I'm very cheerful this morning despite this, maybe even BECAUSE of it. I can't explain it.
  8. I feel sorry for this guy. He probably is dealing with a lot more shit than I am. Hope he figures it out.
  9. Folks, don't let anything ruin your day!