Reasons I Need to Stop Drinking Water

  1. I am in a class and I need to pee
  2. Said class has 40 minutes left
  3. I am not sitting in an aisle seat
  4. I am doing the pee dance
  5. I am 20 years old
  6. Why haven't I figured this out
  7. 39 minutes left
  8. I'm still thirsty