Why I'm the Better Sibling @lesbian

we have another sibling but she's like 8 though and doesn't matter
  1. cuter
  2. I don't have the entire list app hating me for hating Niall
  3. talks like a normal person
    if you here her talk irl it's like "my tum tum hurt hurt" OH MY GOD
  4. can bake rlly good
  5. has a crush on a girl for 5 months and it's obvious that she likes her back but still doesn't make a move but instead just complains about how they aren't dating