1. No guilt binge-TV watching. During the DAYTIME.
  2. Leftover holiday chocolates might as well be made of cardboard for all their sensory appeal.
  3. You get a hall pass to procrastinate taking down your Christmas tree one more day.
  4. That goes double for your Christmas Village. (Wait, is it February already?)
  5. Your kids actually text you from school to ask how you're FEELING. Ba-Bam!