Reasons I Watch the Golden Globes.
- •Amy Schumer might say something awesome and I don't want to miss it.
- •The Golden Globes goes great with leftovers and white wine.
- •Nothing better than watching Ricky Gervais perfecting his assholeness.
- •Excellent bonding experience explaining who Morgan Freeman, Sylvester Stalone, and Helen Miran are to your 14 year old daughter.
- •Seeing Jim Cary for the first time in 10 years. Oh the shock.
- •Enjoying the synapse twist of The Martian winning for best comedy. Ok, whatevs.
- •Introducing my dog to his first awards season. (I can't understand why he has slept through the entire evening.)