1. Amy Schumer might say something awesome and I don't want to miss it.
  2. The Golden Globes goes great with leftovers and white wine.
  3. Nothing better than watching Ricky Gervais perfecting his assholeness.
  4. Excellent bonding experience explaining who Morgan Freeman, Sylvester Stalone, and Helen Miran are to your 14 year old daughter.
  5. Seeing Jim Cary for the first time in 10 years. Oh the shock.
  6. Enjoying the synapse twist of The Martian winning for best comedy. Ok, whatevs.
  7. Introducing my dog to his first awards season. (I can't understand why he has slept through the entire evening.)