Things I don't believe in

  1. Pi
    It just doesn't make sense. That number's gotta stop sometime.
  2. ACT or SAT Tests
    Jesus Christ. Aren't high school kids and parents stressed out enough? Does that ridonkulous score have to make or break a kids' self esteem and make every parent wonder if they've "done enough?" ?Those tests can go suck their own buttholes.
  3. Lotd of the Rings Trilogy
    Never could buy into that Frodo/Gandolphian world. So sue me.
  4. Game of Thrones
    See above
  5. Cantaloupe
    I'm just saying. They basically suck 99.99 percent of the time.