You just know that, given anonymity, the President would go to town.
  1. Senators that make me want to throw up.
  2. Fashion fails I could never tell my wife yhat she made.
  3. Cute things my Porties do.
  4. 7 irritating as fuck things that high school seniors do to drive their parents crazy
  5. Worst celebrity chef dinners ever.
  6. 4 reasons why I think bowing is stupid when you can just shake hands.
  7. Six favorite swear words in order of frequency of use.
  8. 10 super embarrassing questions I have for Sarah Palin if I had the chance to meet her completely alone.
  9. New design ideas for Telepompters.
  10. Hilarious "bright ideas" my subordinates have come up with.
  11. Fantasy "If I Ruled the World" ideas.