bucket list fantasies i've only recently discovered

i've decided these things need to happen before I die
  1. Cut my hair Mulan style
  2. Host and sing prom for elderly
    60's style prom with lots of pastel colors and cute, old couples slow dancing while I sing my favorite love songs (disclaimer: my singing is total crap but has a lot of enthusiasm and heart so I think it will be fine)
  3. Find the Sherlock to my Watson
    I so badly want someone to take me under their wing and train me to be highly observant and skilled in the art of deduction