some favorite quotes from The Office

this is me keeping it short. I could go on and on. my #1 show
  1. "You're paying too much for worms. Who's your worm guy?"
  2. "Dwight, you ignorant slut!"
  3. "DID I STUTTER?!"
  4. "Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting--you make it not that way. I hate so much of the things you choose to be."
  5. "Prove it; let's see your penis!"
  6. "Meredith, your boob is out."
    Followed by: "Damn it, Meredith, where are your panties!"
  7. "As soon as you have planted your seed in the ground I will have planted my seed in you."
  8. "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
  9. "Toby works for HR, which is technically Corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family."
  10. "Christmas is canceled." "You can't cancel a holiday, Michael."
    "Keep it up, Stanley, and you'll lose New Years---Jim, take New Years away from Stanley"
  11. "I feel God in this Chili's tonight."
  12. "A little advice. Take a day off from the whole 'Jim Schtick'. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels, James."
  13. "No, you said I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?!"