some favorite quotes from The Office
this is me keeping it short. I could go on and on. my #1 show
- •"You're paying too much for worms. Who's your worm guy?"
- •"Dwight, you ignorant slut!"
- •"DID I STUTTER?!"
- •"Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting--you make it not that way. I hate so much of the things you choose to be."
- •"Prove it; let's see your penis!"
- •"Meredith, your boob is out."Followed by: "Damn it, Meredith, where are your panties!"
- •"As soon as you have planted your seed in the ground I will have planted my seed in you."
- •"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
- •"Toby works for HR, which is technically Corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family."
- •"Christmas is canceled." "You can't cancel a holiday, Michael.""Keep it up, Stanley, and you'll lose New Years---Jim, take New Years away from Stanley"
- •"I feel God in this Chili's tonight."
- •"A little advice. Take a day off from the whole 'Jim Schtick'. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels, James."
- •"No, you said I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?!"