Things I've said out loud to myself

  1. oh my god, yeah, that'd be a good one
  2. I don't know, I can't see into the future!
    (having imaginary arguments in my head)
  3. Collard greens are rank
  4. this could be a long list; I talk to myself a lot
  5. why am I always hurting myself in the name of comedy?
  6. I've got to find the right moment...that wasn't it
    (trying to put on my sunglasses all cool like during Boyz II Men's "End of the Road"...spoiler! I failed)
  7. Get out of my head, you bastard
    (This has come out several times. Usually when thinking about something I wish I wouldn't)