EVERY HOLIDAY SEASON
- •a cashier looks at the 5 or more items that I'm purchasing
- •and makes small talk by saying, "you getting your christmas shopping done?"
- •then I pause and look at all my items and realize that without even thinking I decided to just buy shit for myself
- •for there is no one else I love/care about more than my damn self
- •(also I'm an adult that is single af and rarely is anyone else is gonna buy me shit except myself)