EVERY HOLIDAY SEASON

  1. a cashier looks at the 5 or more items that I'm purchasing
  2. and makes small talk by saying, "you getting your christmas shopping done?"
  3. then I pause and look at all my items and realize that without even thinking I decided to just buy shit for myself
  4. for there is no one else I love/care about more than my damn self
  5. (also I'm an adult that is single af and rarely is anyone else is gonna buy me shit except myself)
  6. 😪