KINDER QUOTES OF THE WEEK

I teach kindergarten and I could write multiple books filled with the best things I hear. might start doing this weekly.
  1. "If you're 5 and you kiss someone then you have to marry them."
  2. "You're not a lady anymore you're a girl!!!"
  3. "Let's play!! I'm the Titanic and you're the iceberg!!"
  4. "EWWW WHY??? YOU'RE SO CRAZY!!!"
    after telling a student that my smoothie had cucumbers and kale in it
  5. "Obama's first name is Obama!"
  6. "You're not a student you're like 18!!!!"
    I'm 25
  7. "You smell soooo good like a donut!"
    I wasn't around any donuts at all that day.
  8. "I wish you were my mom cos you're so pretty and smart and nice everyday."
    wow sorry mom
  9. *whispering* "I have diarrhea."
  10. "You're like my mom cos you're cute."
  11. *whispering* "My brain is touching my head."
  12. "YEAH LIKE JUSTIN BEAVER!"
    a student's response when another student asked me what a beaver is
  13. "You're not my friend!!!!........you're my best friend."
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