THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)

Inspired by @Fitz
  1. 1.
    What is your favorite word?
    facetious
  2. 2.
    What is your least favorite word?
    congealed. ugh 😣
  3. 3.
    What turns you on?
    a good sense of humor. and when someone tells me "I saw/heard something today that reminded me of you." shows me that you're thinking of me and that you're actually paying attention to what I say.
  4. 4.
    What turns you off?
    ignorance. people with no manners, esp when interacting with servers/cashiers/custodians
  5. 5.
    What is your favorite curse word?
    fuck. it's so versatile. depending on the tone I can use it to express anger, surprise, agreement, joy. and you can use it as a verb. or as a name. fuck off, fuck you, fuck me, fuck yeah, you fucking fuck. FUCK!!!
  6. 6.
    What sound or noise do you love?
    genuine laughter. adults laughing is good to hear, kids laughing is even better.
  7. 7.
    What sound or noise do you hate?
    anything related to car crashes. broken glass, brakes screeching, etc. I've managed to survive a few extremely dangerous car accidents with minor injuries.
  8. 8.
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    what Anthony Bourdain does. exactly that. travel and eat great food with great people all over the world and learn about their cultures and current state. and being able to express it through great writing.
  9. 9.
    What profession would you not like to do?
    neurosurgeon or cardiovascular surgeon. I just think about all that tension throughout the entire surgery. and my hand is steady but not steady enough to be a surgeon.
  10. 10.
    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "what's up motherfucker!! everyones been waiting! I saw all that shit you did, but you're still a good person so come on in. it's everything you imagined it would be." really tho imagine hearing God curse??? how shocked would you be??