TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

let's call this the "don't tell mom" edition
  1. my mom thinks I've been tutoring a kid for the past 2 years as a side job but really I've been working at a medical marijuana dispensary
  2. I got my eyebrow pierced when I was 17 and hid it from my mom for 3 days
  3. I got a decent sized tattoo on my wrist/forearm and hid it from my mom for 5 months