BEWARE pictures are not for the faint-hearted
  1. look at that face
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    would you trust that face? if you said yes YOURE WRONG
  2. so vicious
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    ready to attack at any moment
  3. so lazy
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  4. what a scumbag
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    GET A JOB
  5. they'll get drunk and pass out anywhere
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  6. even in your own bed
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  7. they'll also smoke all your weed and eat all your food
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    and be all smug about it
  8. their death stare is unbearable
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  9. just don't trust them
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  10. they have a mean look in their eyes
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  11. they might try to convince you otherwise
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    don't fall for it
  12. don't even get anywhere near their flesh-tearing teeth
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  13. don't buy them a slice of cake for their birthday
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    they'll just throw it on the ground and tell you that they hate it almost as much as they hate you
  14. they are just overall unimpressed with everything
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  15. they think they're hot shit
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  16. they think you won't notice if they try to pretend to be a cat
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  17. look at this cute moment
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  18. NOPE JUST KIDDING look at her viciously devouring my cat
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  19. they're also jerks that like to bury themselves under your mom's couch covers
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  20. they're a handful to deal with during bath time
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  21. they also like to go on hikes and not invite you
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    what an asshole
  22. I mean just look at this jerk
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    how can you even trust someone with a name like Sugar?