KNUCKLE TATTOOS I'M CONSIDERING

Trying to find just the right knuck tats. Thoughts?
  1. MATH LORD
    In the right demographic, this makes me the baddest guy in the room.
  2. SOFT ROCK
    "If it's too loud, turn it down."
  3. GOSH DAMN
    Can't go full blasphemy. I may still want to be a teacher.
  4. LAOS GUYS
    Nothing is cooler than cultural integration/social inclusion.
  5. BIKE PANT
    *correct number of letters
  6. UTAH JAZZ
    'Bout that life...